What the Hell Kind of Fuckery is this ?





This is a project proposal, as far as the State of Washington is concerned, and as it's relevant agencies and representitives should observe.

For us the difference of whether it is UW COLA or a project with a different name (WU COLA - SUPER COLA - INSERT HERE COLA), is the difference of some letters A-Z.

For you in guv'mnt, it is the difference of being beneficiary to tens of billions of dollars of assets around the world (in the fullness of 10 years efforts in developing this institution) and billions of dollars in annual revenue, not dependent on taxation (in the aftermath of transference of assets and controls, a decade or so from its inception)....or not.




There is a small wish list if you are interested.
The more time you take in consideration, the longer and more elaborate it is likely to become, and the more likely that the name and its Washington State affiliation will simply be scrapped altogether.


1.

A) Make law(s) as needed that make sure Phyllis the Unwise may NEVER return in any capacity to public service, not even cleaning toilets, in any public government, under penalty of forefeiture of services and supports from the state, under any conditions, including disaster, for those who accept her even in a limited contractual capacity for any term and any task.

Anywhere in the State of Washington.


B). Terminate UW Regents. They are unnecessary.


C). Charles, Chief of Operations for C-Systems, becomes Chancellor of the Univesity of Washington, all campuses, facilities, resources, etc..

All laws on the books regarding or affecting UW, become recommended guidelines instead, affording the Chancellor fully autonomous decision making.

Vice Chancellors will head daily operations, at all campuses, and all will be selected, as with all other matters, and as with the Seattle Campus, by fiat of the Chancellor.

D) Make laws as needed to nullify the ability of ANYONE to sue UW or its employees.....this will save a lot of headaches, and money.
Also my precious time, in disposing of underwhelming students, faculty, and staff.

E) The Gentlemen from UTAH will become VICE Chancellor, unless he wishes to be terminated instead.







We now proudly present to you the future and glorious Chancellor of the Universty of Washington, preview edition.....